So, as is the custom, I will start writing again in this brand new year...again...for like 2 days. Seriously, though. Does anyone even use Xanga anymore? I'm sure the only response will be from my best friend. That means you! Hurry, though. First in line gets best friend status. Nah, when you get married, you don't have friends anymore, right? -I'm just kidding...seriously Michelle and Jerry and Ron and John and Jeff and Megan and Brooke and Kristin and Cameron and Tracy and Miranda...in no particular order.

So here is my point:

I have no point.

Good to see you all! Thanks for comin out!

"You know, after breaking bread with Emeril, despite all the laughs I've shared at his expense, he's not such a bad guy. Rachael Ray still sucks."

-Anthony Bourdain

I think I woke the neighbors laughing at that one. Seriously.

So I happened upon some interesting news, comic fans. I was looking for the Iron Man superbowl spot, since I missed most of it, and I heard that a Venom movie was being toyed with. That's not my news though. I was checking out some info on The Incredible Hulk since that's the next big Marvel movie. I had heard that the idea of an Avengers movie was being discussed, and vague plans of at least one movie for each member to set the slate. Cool, that's not my news either. With the idea of crossover movies a distant reality, I scanned the cast of The Incredible Hulk to find Robert Downey Jr as the second line item after Ed Norton as Bruce Banner. He's crossing over as Tony Stark and that's progress. Crossover comic movie...that's PROGRESSIVE.

Ok, I'm done.

1-8-08

Day eight. Gym commitment going well. Now I’m eating chocolate chip cookies and drinking cherry 7-Up.

I wish I was Anthony Bourdain.

I did well this Christmas. I got alot of things I wanted. I'm entirely satisfied. There's a couple things I still want and plan to get in the near future.

1. FLCL box set

2. The Orc King by R A Salvatore

3. New boots

4. Socks

5. Undies

That's about it. I think I can wing those. Can we say 'tax refund'?

I would like to pitch a new product. Check it out, it's an invention. When Paige and her mother were at the gym, this creepy old asian guy was staring at them. So I have a solution.

The iLeer

The iLeer is a device that can instantly capture sweaty babes at the gym safely and discreetly. Now when she says 'Why don't you take a picture', you can! You have nothing to fear with iLeer(tm).